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06/13/18
09:24:12

kevir

Looking for wholesale dealers/distributors of dog bollocks.

Contact me in the VIP area.

06/13/18
09:40:01

MajorMalfunkshun

Dear bots, thaone, bearman or whoever is in charge.

I don't mean to whine, but I recently watched Larry Cohen's classic It's Alive and wanted to watch the remaining two parts. The problem is, the second part is not available here, only the third and the remake. Again, I don't mean to whine, I can get it elsewhere, but why? Why!?

06/13/18
09:46:42

MajorMalfunkshun

Sad news, everyone.

Remember that promo video for my AWI project that I told you about? Yeah, we've hit a bit of a snag. Due to creative differences, we've had to replace Michael Bay with Uwe Boll. We've also lost some of the cast, but Charlie Sheen is still with us. We are also in talks with Stormy Daniels, who'll replace Megan Fox. So not all is lost!

06/14/18
09:05:30

kevir

Looking for wholesale dealers/distributors of dog bollocks.

Contact me in the VIP area.

06/14/18
10:25:54

MajorMalfunkshun

@PoopEmoji

I tried, man. Tom is in prep with his new Human Centipede prequel trilogy and all he wants to talk about is stitching people ass-to-mouth, and Bruce is tied up shooting some new turd of a movie in Bulgaria.

06/14/18
10:48:55

kevir

Looking for wholesale dealers/distributors of dog bollocks.

Contact me in the VIP area.

06/14/18
11:00:21

TomSix

@MajorMalfunkshun

Sequel, not prequel trilogy. Although, that gives me an idea...

Anyway, yeah, we'll be shooting all three movies back-to-back Avatar-style, with IMAX cameras and in 3D. I tell you, this is going to be big.

Eat your heart out, James Cameron!

06/15/18
06:50:23

BruceWillis

@MajorMalfunkshun

Well, they can't all be Die Hards, pal. And I gotta earn a living somehow

06/15/18
07:58:01

MajorMalfunkshun

@BruceWillis

Oh, because that last Die Hard flick was so good, right? Ha ha ha, give me a break! I went to see that movie in the theater and demanded a refund afterwards.

Shame on you, Bruce. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

06/15/18
09:19:05

BruceWillis

@MajorMalfunkshun

06/15/18
09:59:17

MajorMalfunkshun

@PoopEmoji

Not so well.
Charlie Sheen took all the money I paid him and spent it all on hookers and coke. He went on a binge and disappeared for two days. When he finally did grace us with his presence, he and Uwe got into a huge fight. They trashed the set and damaged the equipment. We had to scrap the movie.

On the positive side, I filmed the whole fight with my cell phone and plan to sell the footage to the highest bidder. Tabloids love that shit!

06/15/18
12:41:12

RedneckPride

Fellow 'Muricans!

I have received troubling news. It appears that the .cr in rmz.cr stands for Chinese Republic. This site is run by commie sonuvabitches! And to think I supported them by buying a RapidRAR account!

06/15/18
21:08:40

Bartosz

@RedneckPride

No worries, they are actually Neo-Nazis partnered with Islamic extremists.

At least that's what I read on reddit.

06/16/18
04:32:36

meridian

@peymanusa
Because admins want to laugh at your pathetic attempts at trolling, lol

06/16/18
04:54:19

PlaceboT

@peymanusa

THANKS!

06/16/18
05:34:58

PlaceboT

@Bartosz

THANKS!

06/16/18
05:35:39

PlaceboT

@peymanusa2

THANKS!

06/16/18
08:55:44

TrollExtraordinaire

I'm baaaaaack, bitches! Just 15 pages left. Let's do this thang!

#YesWeCan
#MakeRMZGreatAgain

06/16/18
10:13:05

MajorMalfunkshun

@TrollExtraordinaire

A signed-in account? You fuckin' sellout.

06/16/18
12:44:27

MajorMalfunkshun

@TrollExtraordinaire

Also, if you think we're all just gonna be doing your bidding, then you are delusional, bucko.

I will only follow TrollLeader, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.